TOM Cruise is the new "Christ" of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.
The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been "chosen" to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.
And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.
The response from a certain someone I know:
...flog him within an inch of his life and hang him on a cross until his lungs collapse to death and see if he comes back to life.
If Cruise's head gets any bigger the gravitational force is going to pull us into the sun. I mean, I don't think God even loves Tom Cruise as much as Tom Cruise loves Tom Cruise.
[ Thanks again, Ed. ]