Friday, January 26, 2007

Burglars Will Not Go Here

The "Brief Safe," a way to secure your valuables and cleverly disguised as this:



Parting with $29.95 will posit you the following:
...an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Underwear / Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown).
Wow, and to think of all the money I could have made making these things out of my home. If you need a little extra dose of realism security you can also opt for the "Doo Drops" product which will crapify the olfactory experience of any attempted assault on your secured belongings.

[ via Boing Boing ]

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